My Name is ERL.: The Tale of Snugglebug and Crankerpuss

I'd like to share with you the tale of Snugglebug and Crankerpuss. Snugglebug is one of the cutest and sweetest babies that you will ever meet. She is often found wrapped up tight like a taco with one or both of her arms held up next to her little face. Her talents include smiling and seducing anyone that gazes upon her. She can often be found being held tightly by whoever comes within arms reach of her. Resistance is futile for she will draw you in! You will feel ever so blessed to be in the presence of such a sweet little girl.

Snugglebug at her cutest

Thomas and Kristy succumbed to her will

Even Uncle Lars can't resist her charm

However, not all is as it seems. Come nightfall, Snugglebug transforms into her alter-ego, Crankerpuss. Since she only comes out at night, few people outside of Mommy, Daddy, and Nanny have ever witnessed her in action. Crankerpuss is well known for her ear-piercing shrieks that can last for hours at a time. Do not attempt to sleep in the presence of Crankerpuss for that only spurs her on. Just when you think she has finally calmed down, she redoubles her crying efforts and unleashes her secret weapon, projectile body fluids. Be very cautious when approaching for Crankerpuss can even make a strong man, like her Daddy, scream like a little schoolgirl when she unleashes this potent weapon.